16 June 2018

I used to think that buying food was a waste of money because you eat it and it's gone but nowadays I'm starting to wonder if it's buying stuff that's the real waste of money because I keep moving and having to throw away half the things I own. Instead I want to buy expensive food, share it, admire it, taste it, and remember the experience, so y'all Australians who won't take my fancy, pretentious food when I offer it better shape up.