September 4, 2017

While I was supposed to be working on my statistics presentation today (the day of the presentation), I was thinking about Laurent. Specifically I was thinking about why 선배님 had Laurent make love to Damen three times. Since my head was full of statistics, I thought, remember what Jokaste said? Probably Laurent went into his chambers thinking, the null hypothesis is that this is going to be brutish and physical, because that's all Laurent has experienced of sex. I guess, conceptually, he knows that some people make great love. But that is a categorical variable: people who make great love, and people who are Laurent.

So he makes love to Damen and afterwards he's like, this is an extreme outlier. This does not fit the normal distribution. But my dataset is too small to be conclusive. I need more data to test the null hypothesis.

So he makes love to Damen a second time. I guess he starts to wonder then, maybe there is a correlation between Damen and making great love.

So he makes love to Damen a third time, and afterwards I guess he's like, oh no. I have enough data now to reject the null hypothesis at p < .001. Oh no. Oh no.